Prom may or may or may not be the best night of your high
school life, but it will surely be remembered. I have conducted an over-the-phone
interview with my aunt Lisa on her worst date night ever, freshman prom. Also, I have included a funny video relating to prom worst case scenarios. Enjoy!
Hey Lisa, I have a few
questions for you about your freshman prom night. You know from my email that
I’m going to be writing an article regarding your experience.
Hi, Rikki! I am aware
of the interview and pleased to share with you. Go ahead.
Was your prom date
late picking you up?
He was fashionably
late. The plan was to pick me up at 6:00pm so we would have plenty of time to
go out for dinner. He showed up at 7:23pm. Prom was starting in half an hour!
We didn’t even have time to go to Outback, as we previously planned. Wanna know
where we sped to for a quick meal? McDonald’s!
Did he/she dress inappropriately?
If you call a Corona
t-shirt and denim jeans appropriate, then of course. I was expecting a purple
tux with black converses to match my purple and white flowery dress, the outfit
we both decided on. No expectations, no disappointments, I guess.
Was there anything
your date forgot?
Oh, yes! He forgot to
take the key out of the ignition when he walked up to my doorstep. After
ignoring the polite manner of opening the door for me, he walked over to his
side of the car and attempted opening the door. After tugging at it for four or
five seconds, he finally realized he locked the keys inside the car. We had to
call a locksmith to come and unlock the door. We were an hour late to prom.
What happened that
seemed to make things worse for the two of you?
When we pulled into
the parking lot, I realized he had not given me my corsage he promised to order
two weeks beforehand. His excuse was “I called them and they said they wouldn’t
have it ready by tonight”. I knew that was a lie because it does not take more
than two weeks for a corsage to be made.
Did your date overdo
anything?
I don’t know what was
running through his mind at that point! I guess he thought he needed a haircut
since prom is a special occasion, although that makes no sense what so ever
considering he was dressed in casual clothing. His hair looked ridiculous! If
someone didn’t know any better, they would have assumed his little brother or
sister cut it for fun. I was embarrassed to be seen with him.
PLEASE tell me your
date could dance!
Oh my god. I don’t
expect much out of a guy when it comes to dancing, but at least move! He didn't even ask me to dance. He sat there talking about how bad he wanted to leave and
go to the after party.
Did your date forget
to use manners?
Let’s just say he
didn’t treat me like a lady. He treated me like one of his douche bag friends.
Did he/she make any
rude gestures or comments?
He told me that he
was bored and didn’t want to be there. He rarely made eye contact with me. He
just kept looking around the room like he was trying to find someone.
Was any profane
language used?
Yes. I didn’t
necessarily mind this too much because it was normal for him to use such
language. I do it too.
Explain how your date
ended your revolting night.
Well, after twenty
minutes or so of him begging to leave, we did. We went to my friend Billy Jo’s
house. Her parents didn’t really care what she did, as long as she cleaned up
after herself and her friends. We invited the whole school. That was actually pretty
fun at first. Not long after, my date got drunk off his ass and threw up all
over the refreshments! Of course, it was I who had to babysit him. After seeing
and cleaning up the deluxe Angus burger with mayo, lettuce, tomato, cheese,
onions, and extra Mac sauce he had earlier that evening, I drove him home in
his car and then had a friend pick me up. I could not wait to get away from
him!
Oh, my. It sounds like you didn’t have the best night
of your life, but one that will
definitely be remembered years from now! Thanks for letting me know how it went
for you.
It’s alright, I’ve
experienced worse. You’re welcome.